One day, little Suzie was strolling1 around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friendYour such an ass2! and she hung up.Suzie asked what ass had meant and her sister sayinUh... it means... uhh.. boyfriend!. Suzie is delighted to hear a new nice word.
Then,She was walking past the bathroom where her dad was shaving. Her dad had cut himself and yelled3 SHIT! Then turniing around saw little Suzie ask what shit means. Dad, being quite shocked answeredIt uhh.. It.. It means shaving cream.
Then, Suzie walked downstairs to help her mom with the dinner turkey. Suzie's dad's boss was coming to dinner tonight.
When Suzie went in the kitchen, her mom accidently cut herself yelledFUCK!. Suzie asked what fuck meant and mom replied it..it..it uummm...it means cut... yeah, cut. Just as mom said that, the doorbell rang and asked Suzie to go and get it.
When Suzie opened the door, her dad's boss was standing4 there. Boss asked Well hello young lady! Can I ask where your family is? Then Suzie said Well, my sister's upstairs talking to her ass on the phone, my dad's in the bathroom wiping the shit off his face and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!
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